“It’s amazing how in the same moment, life can stand still & never stop at the same time….” -me

“Some people get simpler as time goes by. Some people get more complex. I’m not sure I know which is harder…” -me

“You know it was a long day when I’ve spent the last 20 minutes pondering why nobody has made a business out of liquor, beer n wine delivery? I mean seriously! Lol…” -me

“my memory is both my best companion & my worst enemy…” – me

I can literally be 5 minutes from home and drive 10 minutes in the wrong direction before noticing. Eyes roll. Good times, Lol. I can blame it on moving every year or so all I want, but really when I say I have no sense of direction, what I really mean is negative 100% sense of direction. Anyone want to road trip with me!? Trust me, they are ‘extra’ fun! Lol